there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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