I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Randomize
