come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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