i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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