Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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