Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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