I'm drive I can fine osifer
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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