you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
