She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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