uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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