i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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