I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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