no. you can't hotbox the world.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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