i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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