She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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