At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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