He is such a slut. More and more my type.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
