Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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