I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you didnt know i had herpes?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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