Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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