All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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