Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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