the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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