I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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