i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Randomize
