I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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