used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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