I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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