Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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