you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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