your room smells of hookers.
And success
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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