He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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