no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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