The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Randomize
