Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
