If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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