My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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