That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
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