I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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