i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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