Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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