my sisters under your porch take her home
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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