if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
