god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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