So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
tell me about the fingering
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