Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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