Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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