Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
he fucked my hip out of place.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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