I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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