..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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